Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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