I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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