question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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