He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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