I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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