so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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