Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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