hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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