Can Purell be used as lube?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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