Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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