doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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