If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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