So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
tell me about the fingering
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