Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i out mim tonsoeep
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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