when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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