I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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