you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
