How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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