whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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