Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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