at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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