you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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