bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
