can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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