My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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