you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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