Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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