yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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