i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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