are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm both gender and math confused
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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