Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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