some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We had sex on a dog bed..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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