Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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