Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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