what if I'm pregnant?
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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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