Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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