I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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