the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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