I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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