You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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