I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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