Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
