You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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