I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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