What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
