Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
There's even glitter on my cock...
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