i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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