In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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