sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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