i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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