he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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