just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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