omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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