She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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