Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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