It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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