I'm drive I can fine osifer
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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