we made out on top of his cat.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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