This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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